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Youtube screenshot

2011-04-17T16:44:00.003+02:00

Some guy messaged me on facepunch. He asked me to put this on my blog:

I can confirm all the things that are said here about Zoey. They're even in the modern adventures.

I thought that Zoey only rambled about that bullshit to me. I guess I was wrong about that.

Searching does help!

2011-04-07T22:27:00.002+02:00

http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:K1oUjdfMVZ4J:www.myspace.com/448664692+Zoey+%22Wizey%22&cd=27&hl=nl&ct=clnk&gl=nl&source=www.google.nl

At the right you'll see the text:
"Im the sister of wizey!, My name is zoey, i like to invent random stuff like micro heaters and neon signs. "

Edit:
Oh it's also on the normal page lol:
http://www.myspace.com/448664692
Just a bit lower

Direct link between Zoey and Wizey!

2011-04-07T22:15:00.002+02:00

This site links the nicknames:
http://button.desura.com/members/wizey1/downloads

Edit:
This one too:
http://forums.steampowered.com/forums/showthread.php?t=1164137

Continued search for "Zoey Spender"

2011-02-20T10:34:00.002+01:00

Recently Zoey said his last name was "Artyom". But when I had a relation with him he said it was Wise/Spender. One being his dad's last name, the other his mom's.

Look at this page:
http://cid-dc69196614c7edfd.profile.live.com/friends/all/

WHOOPS I think you forgot to change your last name to "Artyom" there!

Just found this

2011-02-20T10:28:00.004+01:00

I just found this when looking up "Zoey Artyom" on google:
http://shendileers-forever.net/forum/index.php?topic=3.msg9#msg9

I guess he gave up his allergy for milk and replaced it with chocolate. It surprises me that he still continues the legs thing. He used to tell me that he had to think of stopping to walk 2 seconds before he actually stopped walking because of the mechanics in the brain and legs.

The broken voice box must have something to do with not wanting to talk through the microphone.

Defending ideas (Zoey)

2011-02-07T10:32:00.006+01:00

Background:
Last summer I promised several people to "stop harrassing" Zoey. I have kept that promise, and I will keep this promise, but I still feel the need to talk about it. For those who follow me on twitter, they might have noticed some tweets from me that seem incoherent. Examples are: "Well done" and "It is too soon to cheer.". To clarify, they are all about Zoey. I tweeted things in the hope that someone who knows about the Zoey story would understand them. Though I can't really assume people will.

I will post anything I have to say about Zoey on this very (so far unused) blog. I hope to "satisfy" the Zoey believers since I don't actively "attack" him this way. I just post it on my own blog/twitter. If Zoey doesn't want to read it, then he can just stay away from this blog. So he doesn't have to whine about crying and me making him upset and whatnot.

Also, I will refer to zoey as "he" and "him". If you read this and think he's a girl, just continue reading. I have my reasons to believe it's a guy.

The problem many people face
One of the problems with Zoey is his friends. Zoey manipulates them. That's a harsh statement, I know, but take a look at this:
Zoey renders himself vulnerable. Whenever someone says Zoey is a guy, he tells his friends that he is upset about it or even crying about it. Being a friend of Zoey, you think or have thought about "why do people do this?" You ask(ed) Zoey where it all came from. Then Zoey replies with "FPtje, FPtje has made up a story and says that I'm a guy. He's gone mental after my brother told him some lies." (not a literal quote, but it gets down to this.)
Depending on how good you befriended Zoey, you will feel at least a tiny bit of hate towards me. You send me a PM on Facepunch in Gaelic about me being a faggot, you message me on steam or you post on the forums and express your hate towards me or one of the other people that know Zoey is a guy.
But you are blind to whatever arguments I give you. You are blind to proof such as the steam page of one of Zoey's alts:
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561197999453511

How can I just say this?
Believe it or not, I have once done this myself. And I can prove it, I just looked in my e-mail archive from Hotmail in which I found an e-mail that describes this exact situation.
It was back in April 2009. That was back when I believed Zoey's mechanical muscles and shit was all true. Someone (I guess one of Zoey's friends back then) told Zoey in a steam chat that he doesn't believe all the bullshit stories about the muscles etc.

Zoey had saved this conversation and sent it to me through an e-mail.
Here's the conversation he sent me:
http://pastebin.com/CvPyv0T0

Here's a screenshot of the e-mail (zoomed out a bit in Firefox so more of it is visible)

As a reaction to this, I didn't talk to snow miser (At least I don't remember doing so). Instead I comforted Zoey and said this guy is a prick indeed and that I would always be there for support etc. I did feel angry about it though. I felt hate towards him. How could he be so rude to a girl who is already in a lot of trouble?

This conversation rubbed the stupidity of Zoey's statements in my face. It says all the mechanical muscles and half mechanical brains are simply impossible.

But this e-mail did not convince me that Zoey was telling lies. Moreover, it didn't even make me consider it! I was blinded, and I refused to look at the logical evidence that this bullshit simply can not be true.

In short
I understand it if you hate me. I understand that you see me as someone who tries to destroy Zoey's life because the relationship crashed. For after all I have made this mistake myself, believe it or not. You protect your friends from misery.

But I'm not just a bad guy here. I have genuine reasons to say what I say. This wasn't made up. Don't be blinded by evidence. If you think about telling me or someone else off about this, think about it first. Why are there so many people saying Zoey is a guy? Is it really a hate bandwaggon or is there a reason behind this?
Is Zoey really who I think he is?
Has Zoey ever told me something of which I thought: "this is impossible", "this doesn't happen to normal people" or maybe just "this is pretty weird to be honest...".

Think about that for yourself. This is how I found out the truth. I found out about one lie, and then I started thinking about all the other things Zoey had said to me.

I can give you evidence. I can give you a chat log in which one of Zoey's friends came to me and said the lies were going too far. I can give you screenshots of the e-mails Zoey sent to me back when we had a relation. I can give you the link to one of Zoey's alt accounts (see top of post). I can give you the entire story about what happened (modern adventures.doc, you've probably seen it).

But you won't just believe it. To find out about Zoey, you need to make up your own mind.

Remove white flashes in certain servers

2010-08-12T11:43:00.002+02:00

The white flashes are caused by some shitty coded flashbang. Enter this and EXACTLY this in console:

lua_run_cl hook.Remove("HUDPaint","drawHudVital")

NOTE: it is case sensitive, so you really need to copy paste it!

Spam on my blog

2010-01-08T12:18:00.001+01:00

Lately there have been spambots spamming comments my Blog.
I can't be arsed to remove it every time so you'll probably have to live with it when reading the comments. :)

I'm learning C++

2009-07-25T13:22:00.003+02:00

Hell yes I am and I've made my first two programs already!

Here's a program I made in C++
It's a piano that you can play with your computer keyboard.
It has 4 octaves you can play!

Just extract somewhere and install that thing with the AL icon.
then double click piano.exe :D

Instructions: Escape to quit
F1 is C1
Q = C2
I = C3
C = C4 (no not the explosive material)
/ = the last C

So all the tones from left to right:

C
F1 F2 F3 F4 F5 F6 F7 F8 F9 F10 F11 F12
Q W E R T Y U
I O P [ ] Z X
C V B N M , .
/

About that girlfriend

2009-07-25T13:18:00.002+02:00

The past few months a lot has happened. Some people still think I have a relationship with the girl I talk about a few posts ago.

Just for the record, I don't.

I'm not saying what exactly happened. It's a really long story. I have written the entire story down in a document.

It currently exists of 17 pages of plain text. 12 pts and no pictures at all. A lot has happened and I'm glad it's over.
It scared me from having another internet relationship. Even though I think I still have feelings for the girl I'm too afraid to start anything.

I didn't make the goddam Lua virus

2009-07-13T22:10:00.000+02:00

Stop posting on every site that has my name on it, I didn't make it, stop spamming me.

DONATE!

2009-05-03T19:43:00.003+02:00

Yay! I made a paypal account!
People can donate if they like my work!
Now I can donate too!

Please donate if you like one or more of my projects, it's really appreciated!

Smaller than 3

2009-02-16T07:45:00.001+01:00

A song I made in ONE day for someone I really love...
http://solidfiles.com/d/iOES

How to make a custom shipment

2009-02-12T17:45:00.002+01:00

How to make custom shipments:

Go to gamemodes/darkRP/gamemode/Addshipments.lua and open it. At the bottom of the file do this: AddCustomShipment("Name of the shipment(no spaces)","the model that the shipment spawns(should be the world model...)", "the classname of the weapon", the price of one shipment, how many guns there are in one shipment(FROM HERE EVERYTHING IS OPTIONAL), true/false is sold seperately, true/false IS NOT A SHIPMENT, {TEAM_GUN, TEAM_GAN}, the model of a shipment) Notes: MODEL: you can go to Q and then props tab at the top left then search for w_ and you can find all world models of the weapons! CLASSNAME OF THE WEAPON there are half-life 2 weapons you can Add: weapon_pistol weapon_smg1 weapon_ar2 weapon_rpg weapon_crowbar weapon_physgun weapon_357 weapon_crossbow weapon_slam weapon_bugbait weapon_frag weapon_physcannon weapon_shotgun gmod_tool But you can also Add the classnames of Lua weapons by going into the weapons/ folder and look at the name of the folder of the weapon you want. Like the player possessor swep in Addons/Player Possessor/lua/weapons You see a folder called weapon_posessor This means the classname is weapon_posessor YOU CAN Add ITEMS/ENTITIES TOO! but to actually make the entity you have to press E on the thing that the shipment spawned, BUT THAT'S OK! YOU CAN MAKE GUNDEALERS ABLE TO SELL MEDKITS! EXAMPLES OF CUSTOM SHIPMENTS: AddCustomShipment("HL2pistol", "models/weapons/W_pistol.mdl", "weapon_pistol", 500, 10) EXAMPLE OF AN ENTITY(in this case a medkit)
AddCustomShipment("medkit", "models/Combine_Helicopter/helicopter_bomb01.mdl", "item_healthkit", 100, 10)
EXAMPLE OF A BOUNCY BALL: NOTE THAT YOU HAVE TO PRESS E REALLY QUICKLY ON THE BOMB OR YOU'LL EAT THE BALL LOL
AddCustomShipment("bball", "models/Combine_Helicopter/helicopter_bomb01.mdl", "sent_ball", 100, 10)

Love through an online game?

2009-02-02T21:09:00.004+01:00

It was Wednesday, week 4.
it was test week for me and since I don't study REALLY much I decided to play some garry's mod and play in some servers.

I think there were no good servers, so I joined a server on a level called rp_downtown_v2 with only one player in the server.

So we started to talk, I found out the player was a girl. She had a spray(a picture that you can put on a wall) and on that spray was her picture. I remember telling her that her hair was like 70's style. :) She asked me to add her in friends but I said no because I hate having much friends...

Boy am I glad that I added her even though I said no...

For some reason, I had a blackout. I now can't remember much of what we talked about, but somehow, I have no clue how, I'm saying the truth. I actually fell in love with her. Well because of my previous experience when I fell in love with someone(she laughed at me, she told all her friends and then they all laughed at me and that made me feel sad) I didn't have the guts to tell her. So I was like with her in the game, I was kinda happy and suddenly she found out somehow in my behaviour to her. I remember her saying:
"OMG you love me!"
At that moment I almost shat my pants. I talked and sang through the mic all the time, that's probably how she knew... but when she said that, I couldn't talk through the mic because I was shit scared. So the only reaction I could give was: ":O"

That's right, I couldn't say more than :O, and she went on asking about me, hell I didn't know what to do and after a while she got me to confess...
I told her and of course I was afraid she'd laugh and turn me down...
she didn't.

She started drawing a heart with ropes saying she loved me. I was happy, I have never been so excited in my entire life. We both made hearts with ropes and that was a really nice experience. After a while she had to go away from her keyboard for some reason, leaving a soulless player in the game I was playing. Her character was standing in a corner in the sewers of that level. I started making a kind of forest for her, and at the end of a forest/maze, she'd find me with a heart drawn with ropes saying I love her so much. I told her through the "steam chat"(The ingame chat program) that she'd have to follow the path of the hearts and she would find me.

Later, after that game we talked a lot through steam chat and we said nice things to each other.

A few days ago, I told people at school. They asked me "Do you want to go to the city to find some chicks?" I, as stupid as I am, said that I already had a girlfriend. The moment I said that I felt like "oh shit". That was during a study hour at school. Apparently it was SO special that within half an hour, REALLY a lot of people knew. Someone I had in my class like 4 years ago suddenly walked to me and wished me luck with her.

The day after, friday, my girlfriend was really silent, she didn't say much.
I asked her why, she told me she was tired. I asked why she was tired but she told me she didn't want to talk about it. Saturday she was even more silent, she built some things in garry's mod but she seemed sad. She said she still loves me though, and she still said nice things, so I don't think it has something to do with us being in love.

That sunday I had to go to my family for some birthdays. I was home late but I found out she hadn't been online all day, the day after she hadn't been online either!
I know that she games a lot(about twice as much as I do) and that being away for two days is really weird for her.

I'm starting to get worried. Could something have happened to her? At least I'm sure she hasn't blocked me, she would never block me without a reason and besides she's been offline so long for other people I know too...

I'm making this post because I miss her really much and I hope she'll come back soon!

EDIT:
She's back :D

Class maker for DarkRP

2009-01-19T16:52:00.001+01:00

Here:
http://megaswf.com/view/a291ed47a0169923732062cb644617ad.html

First flash file :D

2009-01-13T18:56:00.007+01:00

Yesterday I started learning flash.
This is what I made today(Is for gmod project called DarkRP 2.3.1 SVN)

This is my second flash I made(The first one is a calculator that can only add and substract :V)

Laptops op school

2008-10-21T10:56:00.004+02:00

Sinds kort zijn laptops toegestaan in de les als de betreffende vakdocent het goed vindt.

Voordat je een laptop mee naar school neemt lees dit eerst even:

my PSP screen is fucked

2008-10-02T16:09:00.012+02:00

Today I took my psp for school to use it as a memory stick(I don't have a normal memory stick yet so I used my psp)

I used it at school, it had low battery but meh it all worked fine.

I just came home and took my psp out of my bag and it looked ok. I turned it on to put it on USB mode and transfer the files to my pc.

That's when I saw it.
Its screen is fuckzored, it probably got in between something and broke.

Link to picture

I don't think it's fixable but will I be able to sell it to some geek that wants the hardware?

The PSP itself still works it's only the screen that's fucked so I'm still able to get all the files I had off the stick. :(

RIP PSP

I've had it for 4 years and it surprised me that it lived this long but without a proper screen I can't see shit so I consider it dead.

The screen of my psp died :(

2008-10-02T16:01:00.004+02:00

The GPK song VIDEO :D

2008-09-14T21:35:00.004+02:00

I TOLD YOU I'D SHOOT BUT YOU DIDNT BELIEVE ME, WHY DIDNT YOU BELIEVE ME? :v:

Here you go:

Its showing off my physgun skills hehe

THE XRAY MOD IS DOWNLOADABLE HERE:

FULL CREDIT TO TETABONITA WHO MADE IT, I JUST CHANGED IT A BIT.

The GPK song

2008-09-13T08:18:00.006+02:00

Oh another song! yeah my second one officially :)
Look at the right to play it

Notes:
It has a background noise
it is cracky at some points

But this is all due to bad recording hardware :(

I will try to get a better mp3 but putting the .mid directly on the computer and upload that results in a really bad quality of the song itself, all the instruments change to sucky ones...

I'm going to put this in a video about Garrysmod propmastering hence the title Garrysmod PropKill song

Here is the original mid file, listen to it and see why I chose to do it a hacky way.

Differentiatie quotiënt berekenaar op de rekenmachine

2008-09-12T14:34:00.016+02:00

Als je de stof niet begrijpt dan raad ik je niet aan om dit programma te gebruiken.
Dit programma zorgt ervoor dat je een hoop stappen kan overslaan en in één keer naar het antwoord kan gaan

Er is een TWEEDE update van het programma:

update 1:
De nieuwe versie doet d/dx automatisch als je 2 keer hetzelfde invoert.
update 2:
Het programma is korter, als je de oudere versie hebt is dat niet erg.

Hier is het programma:
"X1"?→A (? is Shift > vars > F4/?) "X2"?→B "ANTWOORD" If B=A de If is Shift>Vars>Com>If de = is Shift>Vars>F6>Rel>= Then d/dx(Y1,A) Then: Shift>Vars>Com>Then d/dx: Optn>Calc>d/dx(F2) Y1: Vars > F4/GRPH > Y en dan een 1 de > is Shift > Vars > F5 Return (Return is Shift > Vars > F2/CTL > F2/Rtrn) IfEnd IfEnd: Shift>Vars>Com>I-End A→X (de X is de X,0,T knop) Y1→C (Y1 is Vars > F4/GRPH > Y en dan een 1) B→X (Opnieuw X is X,0,T knop) (C-Y1):(A-B) (de : is gewoon het gedeeld door teken)

instructies intypen:

Hoe moet je het gebruiken(heel simpel)

Voorbeeld:

Opdracht bereken het differentatie quotiënt bij Y = x2-4x+2 op het interval [1,5]

1. Voer de formule in

2. open het programma

3. voer eerst de 1 in (van [1,5])

4. voer dan de 5 in

5. Heb het antwoord en schrijf het op

Als je een raaklijn moet berekenen(met één getal dus) doe dan: VB opgave: f(x) = x2 Bereken de raaklijn op x = 5 1. Voer de formule in 2. Open het programma 3. voer in x1: 5 4. voer in x2 ook: 5 want dan weet hij dat het d/dx moet toepassen i.p.v delta Y gedeeld door delta X 5. Schrijf het antwoord op :) Oh ja en een hele mooie website gemaakt met mijn projectgroep: www.zenlaptops.nl

Another java in the address bar code 2008-09-09T16:21:00.005+02:00 WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW MAN THAT'S BEEN A LONG TIME SINCE THE LAST POST! Found this in the LMAO pics on facepunch Guide on how to use the config file in the Player Possessor 2008-06-22T08:25:00.009+02:00 Where is the file: The file is located at garrysmod\garrysmod\addons\Player control\data\PlayerPossessor\config.txt The config file looks like this: "Out" { "Enable steam ID filtering" "false" "Admin only" "true" "restrict nonadmins" "false" //Add ID's here: "Falco(you can put any name here)" "STEAM_0:0:8944068" } It isn't too hard to understand: you can change everry false to true and true to false: "Enable steam ID filtering" "false" sets steam filtering to OFF "Enable steam ID filtering" "true" sets steam filtering to OFF How to add player IDs in the file is one example: "Falco(you can put any name here)" "STEAM_0:0:8944068" The first quote is a name. It doesn't matter what you put here. You can put someone's name, someone's steam ID, his real life name it all doesn't matter just stay between the ""s The second quoted thing is the steam ID enter the steam ID of the guy/girl(not likely) you want to add in the second quote. How to get someone's steam ID 1. Go in any server with the guy you want to add(if it's yourself just go to any server) 2. Open the console 3. Enter "status" (without the "") in the console and press enter 4. You see something like this: You see Name and then the steam ID. A steam ID ALWAYS starts with "STEAM_" 5. Copy the steam ID 6. Put it in the config file How to add more than one user It's simple, one user is this: "Falco(you can put any name here)" "STEAM_0:0:8944068" and if you want two users you just copy the first user and paste it under it "Falco(you can put any name here)" "STEAM_0:0:8944068" "Mah spoon is too big" "STEAM_0:0:1234567" You can go on infinetely. Just make sure those steam IDs stay between the "//Add ID's here:" and "}" and make sure there is a tab before every name: A config file with 5 users looks like this: "Out" { "Enable steam ID filtering" "false" "Admin only" "true" "restrict nonadmins" "false" //Add ID's here: "Falco(you can put any name here)" "STEAM_0:0:8944068" "Mohammed" "STEAM_0:0:1359989" "the dude that joined my server last night" "STEAM_0:0:932187" "Garry Fucking Newman" "STEAM_0:1:7099" "Barrack Obama" "STEAM_0:0:1337" } Note there are always two tabs between the first "" and the second "" Engelse woorden 3B 2008-05-15T19:32:00.002+02:00 engelse woorden zijn hier te downloaden en dan gewoon op die grote grijze knop die "download" zegt klikken en dan opslaan of openen. Player control SWEP 2008-04-25T12:08:00.001+02:00 I am working on a weapon that allows admins to control players! VIDEO! :D Woordjes engels 2008-04-03T21:54:00.003+02:00 Hier zijn de engelse woorden voor week 15. Veel leerplezier 1. Klik op het plaatje 2. Klik dan op de grote knop precies in het midden van het scherm dat "Download file" zegt Als het echt niet lukt: http://code-bin.homedns.org/154 Done so far on update 2008-03-09T15:25:00.001+01:00 Quick post the reason why I don't post much is the lack of time I also made a button on the bottom right to stop everyone's sounds. Useful when someone put up a song and spammed it. I also fixed the volume. FPtje's vmfs 0.7 released 2008-03-01T12:34:00.001+01:00 You heard it! CLICK HERE TO DOWNLOAD! New Piano VGUI 2008-02-12T07:46:00.000+01:00 Piano VGUI = alternative for shoot piano :D I worked hard on it the past few days,. I've added Something that you can change the sound. You can even enter your own custom sound! :D Hint: use soundlist in console, that command lists all played sounds until now! Very useful! I've added volume control too with slider and the so called "NumberWang" Those are the thingeys next to sliders that when you hold your mouse on it you see a list of numbers. Moving your mouse up and down will make you slide through the numbers. Hell a picture explains so much more! (I'm sorry it's a bit big but I didn't have time to resize) Just click it ^^ This is one with the Choose instrument menu open: Friends invites 2008-02-08T19:13:00.000+01:00 I'm being recognized in servers because I'm either (FPtje) Falco or [FPtje] Falco. So everyone who recognizes says "OMG YOU'RE THE REAL FALCO?" It's surprising that I get recognized for making a simple menu and a simple piano ^^ It's cool to see the people recognize you. So about the friends invites, I get 1 or 2 a day when I play gmod that day. Today as exceptional case I got 3. Whoot. Please blog readers, understand that I cannot accept all friends invites! I would have hundreds of them by now if I did! I accept a lot though, I just don't accept people I met in the last server that I probably won't see again if they are not in friends. Current Friends amount: 39, more than half of them are on line right now. That's the time I write this post It will rise the next few days probably... New monitor and calculator 2008-01-30T16:08:00.000+01:00 I have a new monitor :D 20" but a resolution of 1680x1050 :D It's a samsung SyncMaster 2032BW :D Happy. I started coding calculator code :D I already remade a game I got from a friend and added stuff like "want to start over" and that kinda stuff. I also made my own program, a draw program. you can make drawings and it automaticly saves it! It will only save the last drawing though... Personal Jihad's spawn menu 2008-01-21T22:02:00.001+01:00 Well... You probably know it if you have played gmod 9. The personal Jihad spawn menu. I am converting it to gmod 10. So far it's hard but it's doable. I do have permission I met special people on gmod 2008-01-21T21:53:00.000+01:00 First I met SammyER Sammyer is someone I haven't seen in about 1.5 year and I still remember him! It was the times of gmod 9... I made my listen server as always. SammyER joined the game and after a while he was in team red! How could someone POSSIBLY be in team orange without me, the only admin doing so!? I asked him, he said it was a mod on Facepunch called BaseWars. He introduced me to Facepunch. That's why I remembered him! I think he also told me about gmod+ and Jihad's personal spawn menu. In the whole 1.5 years and then he just comes joining in my server! Unbelievable! I showed him my Piano VGUI and he liked it. He turned out to be dutch too!!!! My name at that time was Cool 11, now it's [FPtje] Falco. He remembered me too vaguely when I reminded him ^^ :D I have never in the whole time I have played gmod, from version 8.3 till today, I have never seen a woman in my server before. Not that I hate women not that am more obsessed of women than other men. But today in my server... I had 2! Two in one day while I have never seen one before! Special isn't it? They were nice :D and they liked my piano :D It was cool to have them in my server. OMG WTF HAX! 2008-01-19T15:03:00.000+01:00 A java script that makes every internet page go insane XD all the pictures go left and right. Go to a site and copy paste this in your adress bar: javascript:R=0; x1=.1; y1=.05; x2=.25; y2=.24; x3=1.6; y3=.24; x4=300; y4=200; x5=300; y5=200; DI=document.getElementsByTagName("img"); DIL=DI.length; function A(){for(i=0; i-DIL; i++){DIS=DI[ i ].style; DIS.position='absolute'; DIS.left=(Math.sin(R*x1+i*x2+x3)*x4+x5)+ "px"; DIS.top=(Math.cos(R*y1+i*y2+y3)*y4+y5)+" px"}R++}setInterval('A()',5); void(0); Just copy paste and try on my site :D Does the new swep work? 2008-01-15T07:27:00.003+01:00 The swep doesn't need CSS anymore in the newest version... So does it work? I know I'm making short posts... PC cleanup 2008-01-14T18:52:00.001+01:00 Cleaned my pc today. It's faster :D New vmfs release 2008-01-13T12:45:00.001+01:00 Because I fixed teh crashes! http://forums.facepunchstudios.com/showthread.php?p=8517461#post8517461 FPtje's piano player swep problem 2008-01-13T08:10:00.000+01:00 I heard people that they can't get the swep to work. My swep uses the CSS base so maybe if you don't have CSS it doesn't work and I can fix that. So the question is: Do you have counterstrike? Over engelse woorden 2008-01-07T07:41:00.000+01:00 De uploadsite is veranderd. Je moet op "download file" klikken(Klik op het plaatje om het te vergroten): Wil het echt niet lukken: Klik hier, hier staat het op mijn forum. Wees niet bang om daar reacties te plaatsen Dat heet "mirror" het is op meerdere uploadsites tegelijk geplaatst. Als de een niet werkt dan kan je de andere proberen. :D My dedicated server :D 2008-01-05T12:07:00.000+01:00 I have a dedicated server but again, NOT PAYING FOR IT! I have no host but my own computer so my server will only be up when I want it to be up. :) FPtje Falco's build server that is the name 0.5 Released! 2008-01-04T07:29:00.000+01:00 http://forums.facepunchstudios.com/showthread.php?p=8528375#post8528375 You got me right RELEASED! When I say soon... it IS soon Licenced 2008-01-03T09:00:00.000+01:00 I'm going to release FPtje's vmfs soon. Because I don't want others to put it in packs, or copy it and say they made it like I have experienced before with my other mod Falco's menu, I now license my mods. This work is licenced under a Creative Commons Licence. Which means: You can download it, you can use it but you can't put it in packs you can't copy it to make your own stuff. You don't have to worry if you change/fix stuff for your own server or for yourself but if you want to release it, contact me first. By the holy way: I'm thinking of putting my mod in the lua releases section, It's more popular over there :) Piano VGUI 2007-12-29T07:23:00.001+01:00 Piano Vgui, odd word but I don't care :) Piano vgui is a screen you can open when you press a button in Falco's menu. Which means I'm going to combine FPtje's vmfs and Falco's menu :D This is the menu button (FPtje's vmfs is a plugin for Falco's menu) This is how I did it before I learned vgui: It's hard to recognize a piano here :) Tatadamdam tadadalalaaaaaa! The new vgui. Note that my mouse is on the C key that's why it's blue. No I can't change the colour, I'll look into that. And I'm gonna cut off the black keys until they are even with the white. This is when you hold a key with your mouse: Edit: Final result :D I am on youtube. and dogs 2007-12-21T16:32:00.000+01:00 I never told the english people the story about being crazy. There are people who say they are crazy and there are people who have met me. We all know one, a msn contact or someone on your steam friends who says he's crazy. Most people think they are crazy because they have done crazy things. The problem is that they haven't met me. I am crazy. Not just crazy, fucking retard crazy. I take a plastic spoon and a ball to school and play squash with it. I don't walk to my lessons, I fast-walk because I'm not allowed to run. In my "leshuis"(people who have the same grade) are about 500 students. And in the next "leshuis" are also about 500 students. I can ensure you that at LEAST 90% of that students know me. At least! Why? well... I'm a bit crazy you know :) Everytime I see a teacher I "Hallo-meneer" which is dutch for "hello teacher" as a verb. So everytime I see a teacher I say "HELLOOOOOOO SIR (name here)" Every teacher know me. If they haven't seen me yet they have heard about me. :D I can sing really high. Really really high. Like a female opera singer. That high. I got recorded by somene's mobile. I got on youtube :D The sound quality is REALLY bad, it's like I have another voice. The axel F (crazy frog) the highest tone was a bit too low :( baah ☻__________________________________________________ ☻ Walk with the dogs Wednesday I tried to walk with the dogs on my skates. It went pretty well and I decided to walk further this time. I walked about 10 kilometers :) :D and my dogs aren't really that big. :) Like this: http://members.chello.nl/~m.vermolen/maltezermetbew.hoofd.gif but then with shorter hair and no annoying moving head :) They were tired when I got home :) I don't know what theme to choose 2007-12-19T08:15:00.000+01:00 That's why I ask others. this is the first choice, A This is the second choice, B Which one would you choose? Vote! My first registered user. 2007-12-18T07:54:00.000+01:00 I now have 4. the first one, rh26 posted furry porn on my nice forum. I did not deserve that. :( I removed the thread. Rh26 found that out and send me a message. It was a spam message :D he said I'd be doomed. Oh well. As I looked in my general discussion 11 threads were there with the same spam as my message :P funny as hell. He doesn't know I can just select threads and remove them. :D so I did. all his spam posts/threads. I left one for the show and that's the one as reply on my previous post on this blog, "the forum is slow" btw rh26 if you read this, I ip banned you. :D HAHA! sucker! edit: he posted from another computer :) how I know? easy, I can see the ip adress of people who post. and this user has posted from 2 different ip's 38.100.42.25 [ 7 Posts ] 90.224.114.22 [ 1 Post ] He appologized, so I took it and unbanned him. Let's see what happens ^^ Forum is slow :( 2007-12-14T19:28:00.000+01:00 Yay you can make threads and you can respond without registering! if you do want to do stuff without registrering username = anon password = anon I'm being the admin on my forum. however it's very slow... I'll have to deal with it I guess... Anyway I chose a nice layout, I tried to make it a Tiny bit like my blog but only the orange part is seen back... I'm working on it :D Current(standard) smilies :D Very Happy Edit Delete :-D Very Happy Edit Delete :grin: Very Happy Edit Delete :) Smile Edit Delete :-) Smile Edit Delete :smile: Smile Edit Delete :( Sad Edit Delete :-( Sad Edit Delete :sad: Sad Edit Delete :o Surprised Edit Delete :-o Surprised Edit Delete :eek: Surprised Edit Delete :shock: Shocked Edit Delete :? Confused Edit Delete :-? 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Working on a forum 2007-12-14T17:16:00.000+01:00 A few classmates requested a forum and I thought it'd be a good idea :D Just like fptje.blogspot.com there will be fptje.freeforums.org You can probably guess it's free. but that doesn't matter! I'm gonna make an open forum. I already made up that if you have to register to post I'll make an account: username: anon password: anon Quite easy if you don't want the e-mail etc. put your name under it though... My forum is not finished yet. that means there is still a lot of work to do. My work, stolen! 2007-12-03T08:05:00.000+01:00 Falco's menu is STOLEN! by jamie sharpe Look, the thread: click Now the prove that this is stolen: click clicking clickity click. More prove (more ultimate) click I hate this guy! D: The private piano 2007-12-01T13:00:00.000+01:00 Those are the binds on the keyboard for the private piano. This is the piano itself. It doesn't look too fancy but it doesn't have to. The keyboard is a pod. If you press E on it you get in it, the screen is a bit fucked up but that doesn't matter :) You have different instruments. :O Yes you do. Switch instrument with Tab. instruments: Piano Suitcase piano(sounds like an electrical piano) HL1/fvox/boop hl1/fvox/bell You don't need hl1 for those sounds Boop and bell (:P) are a bit higher than the normal piano and suitcase, but that's just the sound. You might have problems doing multiple tones at a time. 2 mostly work fine. 3 sometimes too like I+P+] = C chord that one works fine. but if you try something with the E for some reason it doesn't work so well. I don't know why... You can't talk while in the piano, that will crash you. However, you CAN speak through your microphone if you don't want to get yourself killed to say no. :V Press and hold Enter to speak through your microphone. If you don't want to say anything you can press the Left mouse button to say "I can't speak! I'm in the piano!" WARNING: Do NOT under ANY circumstances press escape or ~ while in the piano! Always press space first to get out! IF YOU DO PRESS ESCAPE OR ~ YOU WILL CRASH! So buttons - The play keys(qwertyuiop[] and zxcvb) - Tab to switch instrument - Enter for the microphone - Space to get out - Left mouse to say "I can't speak I'm in the piano!" Suggestions about changes? I can't make more tones :( Note to self for vmfs 2007-11-29T07:40:00.000+01:00 What I still want to do for vmfs: - A teleporter in the crowball's goals so when you score it just gets to the middle again - Change the name of Soccerfield to Crowballfield, Just because it sounds cool :D - Make a Ghockey field. I just have to find out how to make physical properties in hammer... - A set of drums (?) Ideas are welcome! "my vmfs don't work. I only have the organ player swep, what now?" 2007-11-22T07:56:00.001+01:00 This is a tiny faq because people have been asking me this :) The answer: You need vmf-suite for this to work. You have installed my mod correctly. Click here you can download. to spawn my vmfs: select the spawn tool under vmf-suite and hold the context menu button (normally C) then click the + on contraptions and then the + next to Falco. click on a thing and shoot to spawn. My pianos are under "music" click the plus next to that and click Piano to spawn the piano :) Engelse woorden handleiding 2007-11-20T15:41:00.000+01:00 Note: non-dutch bloggers: this is for the school KSE and does not apply to my menu neither does it to my vmfs Over de engelse woorden! Rechts zie je een paar links staan, Engelse woorden HW1A (NL) en Engelse woorden HW1B (NL) HW1A is het eerste proefwerk van de woordjes(in week 47) HW1B is het tweede proefwerk van de woordjes(in week 50) HW1C moet nog komen maar die zal in week 2 zijn :) klik op de text die eronder staat. Je komt dan op een site die vs-hs heet. Klik daar op deze grote knop: Open het of sla het op en print het uit. Heb je vragen? klik op CLICK HERE TO COMMENT!, dan op overig of anoniem, stel de vraag en druk op "reactie publiseren" Of stuur een e-mail(zie rechts) About the success of my piano video - again 2007-11-19T08:11:00.000+01:00 Anonymous zei... Could you post a blog saying what they said in that email about the piano version of still alive November 18, 2007 9:13 PM Yes I can :) I found my piano of a lot of sites, some people reuploaded it, So I can't really estimate how many views I have. It must be over 50,000 since my youtube version currently has 49,743 views :) I'm recognized by a few people that enter my listen server :) then they say "Oh my god are you THE FPtje?" ^^ I'm not that special, I'm just a retard XD Ok this is what I found when I googled "FPtje piano" In Jonathan Coulton's blog (the maker of the original still alive :D :D :D :D) http://www.jonathancoulton.com/2007/10/17/still-alive-performed-on-gmod-piano/ From "EA play" this one is funny: Click here Weeeeeeeaaaaaah wie genial ist das denn bitte? “It’s hard to play a piano with a gun!” Mr. tje: Ein Held. Ein Gott. Ich will heiraten. Jetzt! ;) This is german, as far as I know it says "weeeeeeeeeh how genius is this? "It's hard to play a piano with a gun!" Mr. tje: a hero, a god (!!!), I want to marry you, NOW! ;) Holy shit! I hope it's she! The next one: gametrailers: Click here Avarage rating: 10 XD XD Yayz! the only problem is that my name isn't on that site... Next one: Click here Another site! I even made it to www.garrysmod.com! Look! :D This is what I posted on Facepunch click but there are threads on facepunch that I didn't post :) Click here and here Hey I got on litfuse! litfuse is the maker of "war of the server" You probably know it if you've played gmod :) Clicky! It's just a copy from the gmod.com site but it's posted :D Linked from fortress forever forums, copy from JC's blog: Click Oh I'm gonna help this guy out! click I sent an email to Gabe Newell and got anwers from Jeep Barnett (very known for Narbacular drop and portal) Thant was amazing, Falco! Seriously, WOW! You made my day. :D -Jeep Gabe Newell: That is truly awesome, Falco. Gabe And Jay stelly: Nice! I liked it. Jay If you find more links then please notify me! the message thing 2007-11-14T16:55:00.000+01:00 About the message thing: in the picture in the post below you see some text on the buttons. And DOOMED this doesn't work in multiplayer! well THAT sucks! Jinto should fix it because those messages can contain VERY important messages! Pic + vid secured door 2007-11-13T17:40:00.001+01:00 I added Text explanations of some vmfs today: Edit lol I can change the size of the video: And I made a video of the secured door: It might not be done processing, if it doesn't work, come back later... I hammered today 2007-11-11T17:22:00.000+01:00 I worked a lot on my vmfs today. especially on my secured door. I updated the "FPtje's vmfs 0.3" post with the changelog updates. These are the new buttons on the secured door: The camera button: Press E to look through the camera. This is nice if someone is jailed and you don't know who or what it is. :) Note: there is a reason the button has an offset from the actual door (You don't see that in the pic) The Access button: if someone is jailed then the access button grants him access to go through the door. The Error button: Reversed Access button (makes you go back). Note: anyone that stands in front of the door will be killed. if someone is in the jail and you press it he will be killed. The skull:When this button is pressed anyone who is in the jail or in front of the door(if jail not up) will be killed. and the jail will go down after a few seconds The pistol button: this button toggles the weapon stripper: anyone who goes through the door will lose his weapons. Green=ON Red=OFF This option is standard off. The huladoll: This button toggles the remover: every prop that goes through will be removed. Not the npcs neiter the players themselves, just their props. Useful if an idiot goes in and brings a dynamite with him :) Green=ON Red=OFF This option is standard off I know I am fucking crazy but it's a cool contraption! :D Activation on a school disk 2007-11-10T19:46:00.001+01:00 Ok this is crazy: I have a school program that you have to activate with a code as long as the code of windows vista! and it can only be installed "once at a time!" I assume that means "it can only be installed once and if your pc crashes YOU'RE DOOMED!" I also HAD TO fill in forms about my personal stuff: my full name, the place I live in etc. Ofcourse I could have filled in false data but I didn't. What I did do was sending a mail to the only e-mail address I found installing the program. here goes: Dear sir/madam, I received a copy of the program "Het hoogste woord". I noticed a few things while reading the inside of the box that are not clear to me. At first it says that it needs an Internet connection to activate, I understand that program developers can apply this procedure on games or windows. Those programs are sensitive for piracy but school programs are not. I am a person that does a lot of tweaking and overclocking. That may sometimes go wrong which will force me to format my hard disk. I read on the box that the activation code can be used on only one computer at a time. I assume that means the activation code will only work once. Does that mean that if my computer crashes I can no longer use the program? I would like to know more about this subject. Second: while installing the program I had to fill in private data. I wonder what you would like to do with that data. I do not believe this is necessary for the activation progress seeing that the disks were randomly given to people in my class. I hope to hear from you soon. Yours sincerely, Falco Peijnenburg FPtje's vmfs 0.5 2007-11-03T21:53:00.000+01:00 Edit: I cleaned the changelog up and added changes/fixes/additions It's on its way. I am working on it. I'm updating this post with updates. Done so far: Changed: - Removed all the vehicles they are crashy and buggy and they suck. - Soccer field name to Crowballfield. - The buttons on the secured door will disappear when it's opening/killing/going back - Made it impossible to get stuck if someone presses "go back" and you're on the other side of the door. - Some finetuning on the secured door to make the chance less that you get stuck. - Seperated colousmokes into different vmfs so that it won't lag. - The ammo of the cannon so it shoots better and way less in random directions - Reduced tesla for the lag - Airdotter and laser model(bazooka rocket closed) - Made the Laser pointer thinner so you can point better Added: - A plugin for Falco's menu to play the piano! :D - Another teleporter - Teleporter in the crowballfield that when you score the ball gets to the middle - More sounds to the private piano (press tab to switch sound) - Folder: strips and removers - Gates: desintegrade stuff - A stop button on the elevator, it brings bugs with it too :( - Green steam in the jail of the secured door. - Sounds to the different parts of the secured door. - A button to the piano to give you a swep if the organ players are taken :) - Descriptions in some vmfs to show the most important stuff(like the buttons on the secured door) - An option to remove the props(not the players or npcs) that go through the secured door - An option on the secured door to strip someone's weapons when they go through - Antinoclip wall, if you try to noclip through, you will die - Remover vmf: everything that touches this thing will be removedNote: you can toggle this with your use button, it's standard on - Cheat to secured door. - Instructions to some vmfs for when you use it. - Private piano: a piano that you can play with the keyboard. - A few more ammocrates - Elevator buttons and made it usable with a gun. - Normal teleporter(somewhat more difficult then the simple teleporter) - Lasers for the secured door. Use them by pressing the skull - Floor to the soccer field. You will only see it when you spawn it higher. - A floor to the wooden house. Fixed: - Fireworks to go higher and less bumpy and MOAR THINGEYS FLYING OUT :D - Console error spam when looking at the secured door - Some things on the swep - The irremovable organ player when someone dies holding it. - The afk thing so the can't break it anymore - The camera for the secured door - Wstripper so you don't have to stand exactly in the middle of it. One HUGE downside about the piano: the one that plays the piano MUST have the file pianobinds.cfg I cannot send it to the client because of a security thing. that means: - it works for the host - It works in single player - it should work for the clients who have FPtje's vmfs 0.3 (that includes the cfg file) I tried everything to fix this but DAMN I just can't! but I WILL! I can't tell the release date. Stay tuned! Still alive was succes! 2007-10-18T07:45:00.000+02:00 I uploaded it yesterday(13 hours ago) I already have 928 views! yay! I really didn't expect that. I thought I would be seen as crazy... :) I sent a mail to Gabe newell (got his e-mail from portal commenting mode) And I got an answer from Gabe Newell, Jay Stelly and even Jeep Barnett himself! This is a great day for me! Portal end song MY WAY! 2007-10-17T18:12:00.000+02:00 This song contains the end song of portal. you are hereby warned. I made that with my vmf piano. I recorded twice for the chords :D I am going to send this to Gabe Newell and I hope that he forwards it to the portal team :D It was hard to synchronize those parts... p.s. the video might not be done processing yet. that means: If the enrichment centre custom movie we don't know what is in it does the aperture science "it does not work" dialog then you should wait. Get it? :D (my friend Pieter will lol about that!) OMG story about new hard disk 2007-09-29T18:03:00.000+02:00 I wanted a new hard disk for a long time. today I bought one. 500 GigaBytes :D SATA 2. First I went to mediamarket. they didn't have the right one. then we went to Vobis. It was closed because they were going to move... then I went to paradigit. I had to get out of my dad's car while the car was behind a traffic light :/ not cool. I didn't get the chance to ask someone so I called my dad who was driving around because he didn't find a parking place. He told me to go back and after a long while waiting for the people there helping other people who came in later than me... Then I FINALLY bought the damn hard disk. We drove home. There I find out that there isn't a special SATA power connection in my power thingey. I found out that there is a converter cable available. looks like this: http://www.myelectronics.nl/contents/media/l_5288.jpg It was 4.50. TEN minutes before the shops close at saturday. I got to leave at 4.53 And I tell you I have never cycled this fast to the mall. At the mall I found out that they didn't have it! :( so a bit sad I went back home. At home I found out that my old pc had the correct power cables but the power thing itself doesn't fit in my new computer's case. So what did I do? guess what. I opened my case, got the power thing out of my old pc. removed all the cables from the power thing of my new pc. I put a few books to put the old power thing on(or else the cables would be too short) I connected the old power thing while it was outside the case, and it works. Unbelievable but it works. I don't think my mom and dad will he happy when they see what I did with my computer... I hope they will understand it's not a danger. I know enough of computers to know this is not dangerous :) Sorry + Falco's menu! 2007-09-23T13:25:00.001+02:00 Sorry for not posting :( I had other things to do: Falco's menu! I remade Falco's menu! it now works with the update! It's still a beta so I'm working on it. You can make your own plugins! check this for more information, pictures And ofcourse downloads :D I also made an example plugin for you to show how to make a plugin! :D The new MingeBag song! 2007-09-04T07:44:00.002+02:00 YAY! the new NEW! MingeBag song is out! :D I worked months on this already! :D :D :D I am crazy... but that's known :) This one is better quality, I edited the post! *Moved to top left of my blog* Here is the link to the old one: http://boomp3.com/m/19d8d43141bd sometimes that BY HABBOG doomed link keeps loading forever! here is the download: (also edited that yes) LOL! 2007-08-30T17:03:00.001+02:00 this is really lol I haven't looked at my site for days. and today's my birthday and I let the voting go till today. Look what happens when I look: under the "aantal stemmen tot nu toe" it says "seconden om nog te stemmen: 2" that means: "seconds to vote: 2" I OPENED MY SITE 2 SECONDS BEFORE IT ENDED :D and I haven't opened it in days! BY HABBOG (which has a new meaning now) what a coincidence! ___________________________________________________________ HABBOG has changed. HABBOG is now: Holy Almighty Big Bonus Of Goodness = existance. Yes I worship existance. Goodness doesn't exist, but is there. that actually means that existance has another meaning for me. OMG who did that!? 2007-08-22T19:55:00.000+02:00 WHO DARES TO SAY MY VMFS ARE NOT SO GOOD!? noooooooooooooooooooooooo I have got an unsatisfied customer! That's the worst vmf maker nightmare! Please tell me why so I can improve please?? Getting new hardware 2007-08-17T06:50:00.000+02:00 BY HABBOG! I will get new hardware! BY HABBOG! I'll get a new motherboard: MSI k9n neo-f New Ram: Kingston 2 GB (I currently have 768 mb :o) New videocard (now this one is the coolest) the ATI sapphire X1950XT 256 mb. You might not be dutch, but look at the statistics http://www.hardware.info/nl-NL/articles/amdnZGppZGia/nVidia_GeForce_8600_GT__GTS_test/9 MY VIDEO CARD IS IN THE LIST! :D :D :D :D I currently have installed the nvidia geforce FX 5200 so this is a HUGE update! a new processor: AMD athlon 64 X2 5600+ boxed :D Now look at this site: http://tweakers.net/productreview/5017 It's also dutch but you'll understand those bars that are almost all green or almost fully green :D :D :D Fix for FPtje's vmfs 2007-08-16T14:50:00.000+02:00 Do not mind this line THIS DOWNLOAD INCLUDES MY PIANOS! You really need this update (it's a full install so you don't need the older version) If you don't install this update, your gmod may crash and freeze a lot And we don't want that, do we ;) Thanks Connor for the idea :D FP thread: http://forums.facepunchstudios.com/showthread.php?p=6912977#post6912977 I also updated the secured door: Left button is open Right button is go back and press use on the camera to see what's trapped in the cage ;) Your vmfs don't work. I only have the organ player swep, what now? This is a tiny faq because people have been asking me this :) The answer: You need vmf-suite for this to work. You have installed my mod correctly. Click here you can download. to spawn my vmfs: select the spawn tool under vmf-suite and hold the context menu button (normally C) then click the + on contraptions and then the + next to Falco. click on a thing and shoot to spawn. My pianos are under "music" click the plus next to that and click Piano to spawn the piano :) My vmfs release 2007-08-14T09:07:00.000+02:00 These are my vmfs: Click on the pics to make them bigger :) Music: Organ: This was my first organ... press use on a key or use the organ player swep to shoot it The piano's All the pianos look the same... but they have different sounds. the hands next to the piano are organ player sweps. All the vehicles: you can get in them by pressing use on them :) AFK contraptions: Show your mates that you're afk... and letters upside down: airdotter: I made this before I knew there would be trails in the update. Press use to activate... Ammocrates: There is no preview and you get #ind in the bar... but the contraption will spawn where you shoot. Cannons: simple cannon, move with physgun: Simple long cannon same thing. when it messes up, move it with physgun and then freeze again Then the big cannon: Always look up to the circle to reload! or else the reload may fail! and it falls out! the button on that wheel removes the reloaded props. Has multi ammo support! (you can put a lot of Reloads in and shoot them at the same time XD) Coloursmokes: Yes it lags I know... remove the ones you don't need and play with the colour you want. If you don't remove them, it will lag... A door: An elevator: You can adjust the height, just move the highest part of this thing up and down and it will block the lift :) I know it's hacky, but there is no other way firework: not telling you what happens when you press that button :) Gravgungrenade: pick up with the gravgun to trigger it. Laserpointer(doesn't damage) Another trail... and a laser that does damage: Another door... For this one you need to see the video, it's a sort of door... Simple teleporter press use on one of the circles while standing on it, when the button is pressed, you get a funny hologram style look: A soccer field. I didn't like the other one. A spy scanner, this scanner follows players and some npcs. it has a camera in it, when you press use on the desk, you are in the scanner. note: when people ask "wtf are you doing?" then say you're doing homework XD the spyer. Look at the video to look what it does... and when they ask "wtf are you doing?" then say "I'm looking up some files" :D Tesla wheel, press use on it to activate, I know it lags. TGTOT: a great thanks to Connor who helped me A LOT! I made this for connor and I'm NOT going to tell you what happens when you press the button. and no it won't kill you Simple turret: the classic vending trap. One of those three buttons is the right one, but which? when you get the right one, you will get soda cans spammed :D Wooden house: a wooden house for destruction, also: it has a working doorbell, you can lock and unlock the door and *cough*there is a *cough* secret when you *cough* press use on the *cough* tv Weapon stripper and weapon stripper toggle: the normal weapon stripper: stand in the middle and press use on the BLUE CIRCLE of the model, if you don't stand in the middle, you won't get stripped. Weapon stripper toggle: same thing as weapon stripper, but it toggles with the button and it has no "blueish" effect. Holliday 2007-08-10T07:36:00.000+02:00 I'm gonna be on holliday so I won't work on my vmfs :( It's not a long holliday, I WILL BE BACK! at tuesday :) The MingeBag song 2007-08-09T14:21:00.001+02:00 Here is the MingeBag song. MingeBag would like to tell a story, here it is http://minorcrisis.net/files/song002.mp3 The recording was quick and I made a few mistakes, but other than that, how does it sound? here is the text: REFRAIN: Oh my god, how do you fly? I would like to learn, but noone wants to teach, Oh My God, how do you spawn? why does everybody hate me? COUPLET: I was once in a server, where everyone was building. and I asked one of them, how he had build a plane. But he didn't give an answer! Then I asked once again. and then he looked at me, and then he slayed me and he jailed me, he ragdolled and he froze me. and then he kicked and banned! (refrein) BRIDGE: I'm 11 I am 8 I am 12 I am 6, but my age doesn't matter, I just want to learn! (refrein) COUPLET 2: I was once in a server where everyone had a role. and I asked one of them how he enjailed a man. but he didn't really answer! Then I asked once again. and then he looked at me! and then he Slayed me and he jailed me, he ragdolled and he froze me. and then he kicked and banned! (refrein) (bridge) Ending: Oh my god, how do you fly.. I would Like to learn but noone wants to teach, oh my god, how do you spawn, why does ev'rybody hate me... Oh my god, how do you fly.. I would Like to learn but noone wants to teach, oh my god, how do you spawn, why does ev'rybody hate me... Sounds familliar? What is the first song I played on my piano in this vid?? http://www.brightcove.com/title.jsp?title=1130068441 And on this one? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nvikSRGwazk Haha I already released parts of my song weeks ago :D I found it out! 2007-08-08T14:40:00.000+02:00 I found out what was crashing my gmod! it is vmf suite! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I'm gonna die :( It freezes the game and the stupid thing is that it doesn't make any condumps or lua logs. NOT EVEN MDMP FILES! :o Oh dear how is jinto gonna fix this? Video! 2007-08-06T18:16:00.000+02:00 I suddenly can't edit my posts.... so then a new post :( :) a video :D CLICK HERE TO WATCH! That's the spyer :D I made a new vmf: 2007-08-06T17:55:00.000+02:00 the spyer:Ultimate fun! you spawn an ammo box and a file cabinetThe file cabinet is a pod.When you get in the pod you view through the cam of the ammo boxyou can move with AWS keys.the S key flips you over when you have fallen :)Left mouse shoots you upward and forward with an angle of 45 degrees :)Right mouse (ofcourse) Does KABOOM! with a radius of 500 inches :D pictures and/or videos tomorrow. Whoops 2007-08-05T16:51:00.000+02:00 You couldn't comment if you didn't have a login :o Whoopsieeee You can now :o Contact me through e-mail if you can't pijenburg_falco@hotmail.com New video of my vmfs: 2007-08-05T14:51:00.001+02:00 Here is a new video of my vmfs: *click here* edit: Oh I see that the first part is not clear :o Look at the picture then My vmfs 2007-08-05T13:35:00.000+02:00 In gmod there is a new mod: vmf-suite I am making vmfs: http://www.brightcove.com/title.jsp?title=1120313719 Here a newer video of my piano: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nvikSRGwazk Too bad I can't embed it... oh well.... New Blog BY HABBOG :D 2007-08-05T13:26:00.000+02:00 I have a new blog. (O RLY? YA RLY!) As you may see, most things are in dutch. :o baaah who cares. I'm dutch but because I hope people from all over the world look at my new blog, I better speak english then :) It's a free blog. Hey I'm not gonna pay for it! I am crazy but I'm not dumb :D FEEL FREE TO POST COMMENTS :D I like comments and I will read them.

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